Sunday, March 13, 2011

Watch out Jersey Shore! Pocahontas runs this shit!

Sassy Native American not to be confused with Sassy Black


I wish I had a hip and cool intro to this hip and cool audition "opportunity" I found 'specially for the Natives, but I can't make up anything to match the amazing-ness of what you will read below. This shit is real. Please note the horrible grammar in the posting.
-Cactor

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Type: TV
Title: HIP, YOUNG, FUN NATIVE AMERICANS
Location: Nationwide & Canada
Pay: $500




Character: Young Hip Native Americans


Description: PRODUCTION COMPANY  IS SEEKING YOUNG, HIP, AND FUN NATIVE 
AMERICANS.
ONE LUCKY NATIVE AMERICAN WILL HAVE A SHOW CENTERED ON THEIR LIFE.
MUST COME FROM A LARGE FAMILY WITH CONNECTION OR TIE TO YOUR TRIBE.
WOULD LOVE TO TELL YOU FAMILY'S JOURNEY AS THEY ACQUIRED WEALTH & SUCCESS.


IF YOU ARE NATIVE AMERICAN AND WANT TO SUBMIT YOUR FAMILY FOR THIS SHOW 
PLEASE LEAVE A NOTE. THANK YOU!

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Cha-Ching bitches!!!

Welcome to my journey of "success and wealth."



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